Most of you know that Jack is absolutely crazy. He is non-stop playing sports all day long. Jack has been talking about playing on a soccer team, a hockey team, a football team, a baseball team, etc. Jack turned 3 in June, and the local soccer teams start for kids who turned 4 this summer. So with a my copier, scissors, a pair of tweezers, glue, and white out....I managed to alter Jack's birth certificate a little. Simply changing the 2004 to a 2003. Jack officially starts soccer practice this week.
Now the scam is not to get caught. So I've told Jack that he is 4 years old in case anyone asks him. The kid is totally confused. I used to ask him, "Jack, how old are you?" and he would reply "Mom, I'm three years old." Now, he has no idea what to answer. He sits there stumped and then just starts throwing numbers out there. Sometimes he's 2, sometimes he's 3, sometimes he's 4. One of the kids in his class turned 4 this past week and he told the teacher, "I'm 4 too." The teacher told him that he was three years old and then confirmed it with me after class. Jack is getting more confused by the day.
I'll keep you posted on his soccer practice and games. Steve and I can't wait! Neither can Jack. He dresses up in his shin guards, soccer socks, and soccer cleats every day to prepare for the big debut!!!
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