We're going to get kicked off the Soccer Team

Today we had Jack's second soccer practice. Each of the coaches had to pull him aside at different times to explain to him that their is no checking/pushing in soccer. I think he's watched "The Miracle" movie one too many times. He checks like the pros do in hockey. He's the youngest kid on the team by a full year and there he is knocking them all down. I truly was horrified! On top of it all, Will was freaking out the whole practice. I forgot to feed him before we left for practice because we had to run to the vet right before soccer practice. Needless to say, he doesn't do well if he's hungry. It was a total nightmare. I got in the car, called Steve out in Vegas, and started yelling about how aggressive Jack is and that there will be no more hockey talk or movies in our house. Also, Will has Steve's personality, so it was Steve's fault that Will was freaking out about being hungry at Jack's soccer practice. I'm sure he thanks his lucky stars he married me everyday.